on December 31st, 2009 at 05:10 pm
|Stardate||1513.1 - 1513.8 (7 hours, a week?)|
|Non-Crew Aliens||Salt seeking Vampire|
|Spock:||*thinking* Holy fuck, what is that fucker doing?|
|Kirk:||"Mr. Spock, did you see me running?"|
|Spock:||"Yes sir, excellent zigzag form, not ridiculous in the least. The enemy will never be able to hit you. Just to confirm, Captain, you did specifically state in your will that I would be receiving both the ship and Doctor McCoy, correct?"|
|Spock:||"I trust this will not occur again."|
|Kirk:||"Yes, Bones, you've learned your lesson, haven't you?"|
|McCoy:||*is so never bringing a girlfriend home again*|
"I thought," said Piglet earnestly, "that if Eeyore stood at the bottom of the tree, and if Pooh stood on Eeyore's back, and if I stood on Pooh's shoulders----"
"And if Eeyore's back snapped suddenly, then we could all laugh. Ha ha! Amusing in a quiet way," said Eeyore, "but not really helpful."
"Well," said Piglet meekly, "I thought----"
"Would it break your back, Eeyore?" asked Pooh, very much surprised.
"That's what would be so interesting, Pooh. Not being quite sure till afterwards."