What-nots and Etceteras,

location: In snowy Copenhagen!

mood: hyper

One Shots:
alisanne: Rest and Relaxation - Severus/Harry; PG
leela_cat: The Friday Box - Severus; G
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: Through the Years - Severus/Kingsley; R
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Divine Intervention - Severus/Harry; NC-17
Anonymous in snupin_santa: Orange Skies Ahead - Severus/Remus; PG
Anonymous in snupin_santa: Rolling With Punches - Severus/Remus; PG-13
Anonymous in daily_deviant: Exposed - Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione; NC-17

Drabbles:
alisanne: Jingle Bells - Severus/Harry; PG
celandineb: Those Who Favor Fire - Charlie/Draco; General
ellid: Since There's No Place To To, IV - Severus/Lupin; PG
lilyseyes: With Your Nose So Bright - Harry; R *warnings*
enchanted_jae: An Insensible Robin - Harry/Draco, Pansy; PG
alisanne: The Santa Suit - Harry/Draco; PG
fancypantsdylan: Snow & Babies - Harry/Draco/Severus; PG *warning*
torina_archelda: Sleigh Ride - Severus/Harry; PG

Art:
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Determination - Harry/Severus; R and NWS
Anonymous in daily_deviant: Taste - Charlie/Kingsley; NC-17

Community News:
slythindor100: Posted Day 17 prompt - for 25 Days of Harry and Draco

Newsletters:
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mood: tired

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mood: aggravated

*head desk*

*screams*

*calms*

Thank god for gmail.

Tags: attachments, gmail

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: eeyore9990
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: Taste
Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley/Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: licking?
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: none

( Taste [NWS Art!] )

Tags: *art, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: charlie, character: kingsley

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kabal42
From: A Mysterious Member!

Title: Exposed
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (mentioned)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage
Other Warnings: EWE
Word Count: 3257
Summary/Description: "In which Harry jumps to conclusions and Draco jumps Harry."
Author's Notes: I cannot say enough about how incredibly helpful r_grayjoy was in the writing of this fic. She's an awesome mod (as you can clearly see on daily_deviant any given day, and an even more awesome friend.

Dear my recipient, I hope you enjoy this fic!

( Exposed )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: draco, character: harry

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Asylums & Such
tv_100 has prompt #119: Witness.
t_31_bang has A new Round.

Fanfiction: Doctor Who
WIPs
Lightning (1/?) by lomeinie (Ten, Rose, Ten/Rose, Romana (3/4); PG)


Reach us via the comments or thetardistimes@gmail.com.

Tags: december_2009

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One Shots:
alisanne: Putting Up with Pansy - (Harry/Draco, PG)
lilyseyes: Can You See What I See? - (Harry, R, *warnings*)
musesfool: I look at the world and I notice it's turning - (Remus/Sirius, PG)
mrscake: Trapped - (Severus/Remus, K+, *warnings*)
fancypantsdylan: Snow Play - (Severus/Harry, PG)
alisanne: True Bond - (Severus/Harry, R, *warnings*)
whitecotton: Before a Gold Flame - (Severus/?, PG)
whitecotton: All Things Reconsidered - (Severus/Harry, PG-13, *warnings*)
Anoymous in snapelyholidays: Subtlety Personified - (Snape/Slughorn, PG)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Stumbling Upon Release - (Severus/Harry, R, *warnings*)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Detention - (Severus/Harry, NC-17, *warnings*)
Anonymous in kinky_kristmas: He Wants Him - (Draco/Bill, Draco/Charlie, NC-17, *warnings*)
Anonymous in snupin_santa: Anon' - (Severus/Remus, Severus/Sirius, PG-3)

Drabbles:
enchanted_jae: Holly and Ivy - (Harry/Draco, PG)
lilyseyes: Someone Has To - (Severus/Harry, PG, *warnings*)
alisanne: Snowbound - (Neville/Bill, PG)
ellid: Since There's No Place To Go, III - (Severus/Remus, Unrated)

Art:
lemondropseven: Ours - (Severus/HArry, NC-17, *warnings*, NWS)
bielol: Christmas Tree - (Severus/Harry, G)
Anonymous in Kinky_kristmas: Most of what is good dies fast - (Harry/Draco/Sirius, NC-17, *warnings*, NWS)
Anonymous in snupin_santa: 1979 - (Severus/Remus, PG-13, NWS)

Community News:
snupin100: Challenge 239 - Mistletoe and Wine
slythindor100: Challenge #119 - 25 Days of Harry and Draco, Day 16

Newsletters:
dailysnitch: Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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Tags: 2009-12

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mood: blah

Updates on ALL the archives.

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Tags: updates

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mood: anxious

I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck!

I can't get a single idea on where to go with this fic. It's stalled, and I'm bored with it. I've got 50 billion things going on that need my attention, and it's falling by the wayside, which scares me. I do not want to abandon this fic and if I stop the momentum, I will. I know I will. *cries*



Also, is it just me or does Booth need to look at the road when he's driving?? God. That is one of my biggest pet peeves. Do you constantly look at the person beside you while you're driving? No! Why do actors? I hate that with so much passion. Grr! I pay so much attention to how long he's not looking at the road that I rarely ever hear what they're discussing. It's not just Booth. All actors seem to do it. I get why, but FFS learn to look at the road too, dumbasses.

/venting



Okay. Bye.

Tags: tv: bones, whining, writing

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mood: anxious

music: Santa Baby- Eartha Kitt

Title: Santa Baby
Author: Angel’s Kuuipo
Rating: FRE
Fandom: BtVS/Bones
Characters/Pairing: Willow/Booth
Warnings/Spoilers: Post-Chosen for BtVS. Very slight spoiler for the season 5 episode, “The Goop on the Girl” for Bones.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, never will be…damn it.
Author’s Note: Written as a belated Birthday present for my dear friend, Carla. She wanted a naughty Christmas with Willow and Booth. I have never written Booth fic before, but I was willing to give it a shot for you. :) And, um, this is more hints of naughtiness than the actual naughty. I hope that works?
Author’s Note the 2nd: This is unbetaed.
Word Count: 473
Written: December 16, 2009
Summary: Booth gets an unexpected gift.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

( Santa Baby, there be fic under here )

Tags: bones fiction, btvs/ats fiction, crossover, fic, pairing: willow/booth

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: shellydkitty
From: A Majestic Member!

Title: Most of what is good dies fast
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Crossdressing, implied spanking, implied striptease(ish)
Other Warnings: Small, easy-to-miss tattooage/piercings! Mild cousincest! Mysteriously alive Sirius! Improbably high heels! A sex-god!Sirius sandwich! Harry's collarbones! No chan, though.
Artist's Notes: Deviant #62, I tried to incorporate as many of your kinks as possible -- say, have one of them sit alone in a shady corner while voyeuristically masturbating to the post-striptease crossdressed roleplay spank fucking -- but all of the boys wanted to jump in on the action and I was nigh powerless to prevent them. Hope you enjoy this anyway! It was loads of fun to draw. Contrary to whatever the title may imply, this piece contains absolutely zero character death. Photo reference used. :)
Art Preview:


( Most of what is good dies fast [NWS Art!] )

Tags: *art, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: draco, character: harry, character: sirius

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: eeyore9990
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: He Wants Him
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Draco, Charlie/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cuckolding, Dirty Dipping/Sloppy Seconds
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,540
Summary/Description: Bill wants Draco. Charlie wants him, too; especially after Bill's fucked him.
Author's Notes: Much Kinky Happiness to my recipient. I offer you a gift with a distinct lack of plot, as requested.

( He Wants Him )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: bill, character: charlie, character: draco

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location: still in class

mood: okay

Just gave my final talk for the semester. I think it went well, but y'know.... if I'm to defend a thesis at some point, it might be a good idea to get to a point where I can give talks without my heart knocking against my ribs the whole time. *smh*

in other news, happy birthday srin!

Tags: school

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mood: exhausted

No new updates at Pure Arrogance or at Malfoy Manor

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Tags: updates

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One Shots:
alisanne: Of Oranges and Stockings - Harry/Draco, G
ravenna_c_tan: Snowflake Fic #3: True or False Question - Harry/Draco, NC17
countesszero: Harry, Actually - Severus/Harry, NC17
ravenna_c_tan: Hind Sight - Snape/Harry, NC17
lemondropseven: Angel of Death - Snape, PG13
Anon in snapelyholidays: Misery Loves Company - Snape/Lupin,R
sassy_cissa: Catching Up - Harry/Draco, PG
Anon in snarry_holidays: Playing With Fire - Snape/Harry, NC17
Anon in lupin_snape: Love Thy Enemy - Lupin/Snape, NC17
Anon in daily_deviant: veiled Science - Sirius/Teddy/Victoire , NC17
Anon in lupin_snape: The Howling Moon - Snape/Lupin, NC/17
alisanne: Just Punishment - Snape/Harry, NC17
Anon in snapelyholidays: Out of this World - Snape/Hermione, NC17
Anon in lupin_snape: Made Wolves and Englishmen - Snape/Lupin, NC17
Anon in snarry_holidays: Trigonometry of Souls - Snape/Harry, NC17
Anon in daily_deviant: Patience is a Virtue - Harry/Teddy, NC17

Drabbles:
snaesgirl_62: jule Ball - Sinistra, PG
mailroomy: morris-dancing werewolves - Snape, PG-13, 100x4
lilyseyes: Nighttime Angels - Harry, PG
fancypantsdylan: Making Merry - Harry/Snape, PG13, 100x2
lilyseyes: The Christmas Party - Harry, PG, 100x3 (b)
ellid: Since There's No Place To Go, I - Lupin, Snape,
alisanne: Humbug - Snape/Lupin, PG
alisanne: Celebration - Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, PG
dgpolo: New Year Dreams Come True - Harry/Draco, G
enchanted_jae: Christmas at the Office 6 - Draco, Harry, PG13
snapesgirl_62: Forever Your - Sinistra, G
lilyseyes: Miserable - Harry,G
lilyseyes: Yule Tales - Harry, R
ellid: Since There's No Place To Go, II - Snape,Lupin,
alisanne: Worth His While - Harry/Ron, R
celandineb: Acceptance - Ron, G
hpfangirl71: Keeping Warm - harry/Draco, NC17
alisanne: Leading the Dance - Snape/Harry, R

Art:
Anon in snarry_holidays: Baby's First Christmas - Snape/Harry, G
Anon indaily_deviant: Who's on First? - Harry/percy, NC17
Anon in snarry_holidays: A Sleigh Ride Together - Snape/Harry, NC17
Anon in daily_deviant: Let Your Hair Down, Miss Kitty - Bill/Minerva, R

Community News:
snarry_holidays: Weekly Wrap-Up: Week Two - for snarry_holidays
harry100: Prompt 62 - new prompt
draco100: Prompt 71 & Wrap-up post

Newsletters:
dailysnitch: New Issue - Sunday, 13th December 2009
snapenews: New Issue - issue 802
longbottom_wkly: New Issue
snapenews: New issue - issue 803

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: pre_raphaelite1
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: Let Your Hair Down, Miss Kitty.
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Minerva
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Het, leather, femdom
Other Warnings:
Artist's Notes: I don't know what made me claim this prompt; it just intrigued me. I didn't manage to use the "cbt" part of it but I hope you like it anyway (: Thanks to my three helpers; you know who you are ;D
Art Preview:


( Let Your Hair Down, Miss Kitty. [NWS Art!] )

Tags: *art, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: bill, character: minerva

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: elfflame
From:  A Masterly Member!
 
Title: Patience is a Virtue
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: BDSM themes and punishment, bondage, D/s.
Other Warnings: spanking, wanking, object insertion
Word Count: 1,495
Summary/Description: Teddy learns the fine art of patience.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, #44. I hope you enjoy the fic. Thanks to R and E for listening to me whinge and beta-ing at the last moment.
 
( Patience is a Virtue )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: harry, character: teddy

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location: home

mood: irritated

music: the ramones - hey ho let's go

signal boosting from celandineb.

Gender identity on LJ

LJ is going to start requiring gender identification with new account creations, and they are removing the 'unspecified' option.

More info here.

Hat tip to gblvr for the info.



Heather adds:

fuck thaaaat.

I have eight DW invites if anyone wants.

Tags: el jay, fail, people sometimes, signal boost

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mood: cold

No updates at Pure Arrogance.

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mood: pissed off

music: Incessant fucking Tiger Woods coverage gawd!

Okay, WTF?! I go to download a torrent of a tv show because I haven't seen it/don't have access to it when it airs. Obviously I haven't watched it yet. So, when I go to the comments page to see if it's a real torrent and not a fake, I don't want to see you guys discussing it. Spoilers were everywhere!! What the hell is wrong with you?

Grr, fucking, grr!

I hate life right at this moment.

Tags: torrents, tv: dexter

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: celandineb
From: An Amazing Member!

Title:Who's on First?
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: cross-dressing, delayed orgasm
Other Warnings: none

( Who's on First? [NWS Art!] )

Tags: *art, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: harry, character: percy

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lesyeuxverts
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: “Veiled Science”
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: threesomes, bondage, gags, cockrings, pegging, piercing, voyeurism, breathplay, cockgagging, dirty talk, facials
Other Warnings: Pervy use of the Death Chamber and Veil?
Word Count: 4555
Summary/Description: Teddy has finally found an intimate connection to his parents -- in the Department of Mysteries. Victoire, on the other hand, has found an entertaining idea of what to do with it.
Author's Notes: I couldn't resist this prompt and its fantastic kinks, so whoever requested it has my love. :P And this just kept going into something far, far longer than I normally write, so I hope you enjoy it! :P Happy Kinky Kristmas!
(And thanks to C for her help!)

( Veiled Science )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: sirius, character: teddy, character: victoire

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I know...I am late with this chapter. I hope you forgive me and that you enjoy this despite the tardiness. I have a feeling that those of you who've been patiently waiting for things to get more adult might (and no, there's no smut, but...you'll see what I mean).

Oh, but before we begin, I want to give a big hug to vinniebatman: Thanks for the lovely ornament on my Profile page, sweetie! And yes, it's very cold in Idaho!

And now...on with the show!


Gabrielle



Title: Pity Us, We Wakeful (Chapter Sixteen)

Author: Gabrielle

Pairing: Willow/Spike/Angel (mentions of Spike/Buffy and Willow/Tara)

Rating: FRAO/NC-17 (this chapter PG-13)

Summary: *Set during Season Six of BTVS and Season Three of A:tS* When Willow's addiction to magic destroys her relationship with Tara and results in grave injury to Dawn, Buffy decides that Willow's recovery will go better away from the Hellmouth.

Word Count: 3438

The Blue Pencil Crew: The absolutely stupendous lilbreck and the outrageously awesome purplefeen.

Feedback: Please.

Distribution: My LJ, my IJ, and my site only.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. It all belongs to Joss and a bunch of other people who are not now and have never been me.

Author's Notes: This is a very radical re-imagining of a long ago trilogy of mine which began with a story called Tangled Web. This story will differ in innumerable ways from that series.


( Pity Us, We Wakeful (Chapter Sixteen) )

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location: work

mood: indescribable

music: bob dylan - don't think twice, it's all right

about last night's Dexter.

( one word reaction under the cut )

Tags: dexter, television

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mood: ditzy

Better late then never!

Nothing new on Pure Arrogance.

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Tags: updates

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mood: calm

music: "The Holly and the Ivy"

One Shots:
bertas: Harassment - (Severus / Harry, R)
alisanne: On a Wing and a Prayer - (Severus/Harry, NC-17) *warnings*
alisanne: A Home for the Holidays - (Harry/Draco, G)
alisanne: Caretaker - (Severus/Harry, R)
enchanted_jae: It's Not Christmas Without Tinsel and Mistletoe - (Harry/Draco, PG-13)
ravenna_c_tan: Snowflake Ficlet #1 - (Severus/Draco, NC-17)
Anonymous in lupin_snape: A Cup of Kindness Yet - (Severus/Remus, NC-17) *warnings*
Anonymous in daily_deviant: Pinstripe Pet - (Percy/Rufus, NC-17)
Anonymous in daily_deviant: On Merlin's Balls - (Severus/Lucius, R) *warnings*
Anonymous in daily_deviant: The Lover - (Neville/Luna, NC-17) *warnings*
Anonymous in daily_deviant: Two Can Keep A Secret - (Severus/Gilderoy, NC-17) *warnings*
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: Of Rhinos and Men - (Snape/Moody, NC-17))
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Speak Low If You Speak of Love - (Harry/Severus, NC-17) *warnings*
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: A Common Strength - (Severus/Harry, R)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: For Want of a Headmaster - (Severus/Harry, NC-17)


Drabbles:
lilyseyes: Magical Gingerbread - (Harry, R) *warnings*
snapesgirl_62: A Matter of Faith - (OC, G)
enchanted_jae: Gingerbred - (Harry/Draco, PG)
enchanted_jae: Holiday Magic - (Harry/Draco, PG)
alisanne: His Own Song - (Severus/Harry, PG)
dgpolo: Things For You and For Me - (Harry/Draco, G)
celandineb: Connection - (Harry/Severus, G)
alisanne: Suitable Positions - (Severus/Harry/Draco, R)
alisanne: The Reward System - (Harry/Draco, PG)

Art:
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: Bound To Please - (Severus/Harry, R) *warnings*
Anonymous in daily_deviant: Break - (Hermione/Ron/Harry, NC-17)
Anonymous in lupin_snape: All Day, Every Day, For the Rest of Our Lives - (Severus/Remus, NC-17)

Community News:
lupin100: Posted Prompt #273
slythindor100: Posted a Mod message
snape100: Posted Challenge #312: "...and Dance"
snarry_swap: Posted a Mod message
daily_deviant: Posted Kinky Kristmas Roundup the First

Newsletters:
snapenews: Posted Issue #801: Thursday/Friday
dailysnitch: Posted a Special Edition: Alice Longbottom
dailysnitch: Posted its Saturday, December 12 issue

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Tags: 2009-12

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mood: tuckered

Twenty-one and a half dozen cookies in the last two days. I really hope that will be enough. I still need to make another spice cake today, but I'm going to rest for a bit before I do.

Tags: cooking

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: hollyboo2001
From: A Marvelous Member!

Title: Break
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Ron/Harry aka Trio
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: het, slash, threesome
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: At shell cottage while planning how to break into Gringotts, the Trio indulge in some much needed stress release ;)
Art Preview:


( You left the door open [NWS Art!] )

Tags: *art, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: harry, character: hermione, character: ron

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: madeyemax
From: A Masterful Member!

Title: Pinstripe Pet
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Very-willing-slave!Percy, D/s, delayed orgasm, oral, anal, come play, cuddling/petting
Word Count: about 2275
Summary/Description: In the winter of Harry's sixth year, Percy Weasley brings the Minister of Magic to the Weasley Christmas table. The mission goes badly... but what happens when Scrimgeour and his Junior Assistant return home?
Author's Notes: Merry Kristmas to the Percy-lover(s) out there - I hope this hits the spot :-) Also, many thanks to the mods for running this fest - and indeed for maintaining the community all year round!

( Pinstripe Pet )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: percy, character: rufus

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location: home

mood: depressed

In other words, I have seen Merlin 2x12, The Fires of Legolas Iolas Igolas Irdisajldhaklfaolas.

First things first:( spoilers are really freaking depressed right now )

Tags: merlin, reviews, television

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mood: sick

Hello everyone,
Your still sick Mod is here bringing a very long list of wonderful stories to enjoy on the cold (at least where I live) day! So grab some hot chocolate and cuddle under the covers with your computer.

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( Pure )

( Malfoy Manor )

Tags: updates

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: purplefluffycat
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title: Two Can Keep A Secret
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cross-dressing,
Other Warnings: light-bdsm, rimming, oral sex, orgasm denial, felching, spanking, ball-gag
Word Count: 7,800
Summary: Some call it “play” and others call it “torture.” Severus Snape spends his Christmas remembering what he alone knows.
Author's Notes: This is quite possibly the filthiest thing I’ve ever written! Thank you Daily Deviants for allowing me to play! Also, thank you to my Mistress of Porn who also is an amazing Mistress of Passive Voice! I hope I made you proud! Remaining mistakes are all my own.

(  Two Can Keep A Secret  )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: gilderoy, character: severus

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: madeyemax
From: A Wonderful Watcher!

Title: The Lover
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, oral sex, mild D/S, delayed orgasm, deep kissing
Other Warnings:
Word Count: 1640
Summary/Description: There are two things Neville loves most in the world: his plants, and Luna Lovegood.
Author's Notes: Thanks to V for the beta, and to my amazing friend D for planting the plot bunny that got this fic off the ground (no pun intended). I hope you enjoy it. Happy Kinky Kristmas!

( The Lover )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: luna, character: neville

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leni_jess
From: A Witty Watcher!

Title: On Merlin's Balls
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Lucius
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: : body-painting or inkbrushing on skin, denied/delayed orgasm, ritual public sex
Other Warnings: NWS Geography and Too Much Chat
Word Count: 2700
Summary/Description: The War is over. The wizarding world must be restored. Severus and Lucius have their own role to play in the public ritual - and if they wish to indulge in private too...
Author's Notes:I stripped down the prompt in order to concentrate on the kinks. I hope the prompter will forgive me. Thanks to veronica_milvus on hp_britglish for suggesting the perfect non-Stonehenge ritual site.

( On Merlin's Balls )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: lucius, character: severus

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One Shots:
snapesgirl_62: Untitled - (Aurora; R)
celandineb: Changed Plans - (Draco/Ron; Adult)
snapesgirl_62: Made for Each Other - (Aurora; G)
alisanne: A Hint of Ginger - (Severus/Harry; NC-17)
Anonymous in snupin_santa: Confessional - (Severus/Remus; R)
Anonymous in daily_deviant for kinky_kristmas: Quid Pro Quo - (Sirius/Remus; NC-17 *warnings*)
Anonymous in daily_deviant for kinky_kristmas: It's Not Easy Being Green - (Ron/Hermione; NC-17)
Anonymous in daily_deviant for kinky_kristmas: Knackered Out - (Ginny/Luna; NC-17)
Anonymous in snupin_santa: Exquisite Prick - (Remus/Severus; NC-17)
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: The Caretaker - (Severus/Argus; R)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: A Sense of Adventure - (Severus/Harry; NC-17)

Drabbles:
enchanted_jae: The Christmas Knickers 3 - (Harry/Draco; PG-13)
alisanne: Important Research - (Severus/Harry; PG-13)
lilyseyes: Silent Night - (Harry; R)
ellid: Echoes of the Past, X - (Remus/Severus; NR)
lordhellebore: Hurt - (Harry/Draco; PG-13)

Art:
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Drinking Party - (Severus/Harry; PG-13/NWS)

Community News:
snarry100: Posted a new prompt - 192 - JIngle Bells
neville100: Posted a new prompt - 99 - Snowbound

Newsletters:
quibbler_report: Posted an issue - 10 December
quibbler_report: Posted an issue - 11 December

If you have any links or tips for us, please let us know. Email us at potterprophet.ij@gmail.com.

Tags: 2009-12

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mood: cold

No updates at Pure Arrogance and Malfoy Manor.

( Enchanted )

Tags: updates

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mood: rushed

music: Lifehouse - The End Has Only Begun

Title: Chasing the Rain (1/1)
Author: sinecure - My master fic list
Character/Pairing: Doctor/Rose
Rating: Adult
Genre: Romance, angst, drama
Summary: The Doctor comes back for Rose, but is she ready to forgive him?
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who.
Thanks: to nonlinearmusing for the beta.
A/N: This was written for the Support Stacie Author Auction. Debs7 won me this time, and this is her winning fic. Her prompts were Ten/Rose or 10.2/Rose, and angst.

Read it on my fic journal:
Chasing the Rain.
At Gallifreyan Dreams.
Or on Teaspoon.

Tags: dr who, fanfic, fanfic: dr who, fanfic: dr who: chasing the rain, tenth doctor fic

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: celandineb
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title: Quid Pro Quo
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: rimming, watersports, light bit of spanking (one little swat)
Other Warnings: swearing, frotting, masturbation
Word Count: 3230
Summary/Description: Sirius makes a discovery that leads to the sharing of fantasies.
Author's Notes: The bargaining theme comes straight from an amazing fic at rs_games 2009 called Undone (Team Canon) written by duck_or_rabbit, as does the attention to balls, though I played with the theme a bit differently. I hope this pleases the person who submitted the prompt. Instead of one giving the other their kinkiest fantasy, they kind of made it happen for each other. I couldn't quite manage the BDSM so I offered rimming instead. Hope that's alright. Major thanks to my beta A, who should really get paid for listening to me whine.

( After that morning at the kitchen table and the tea, his fantasizing takes on a life of its own. )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: remus, character: sirius

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: doveypoo
From: A Wonderful Watcher!

Title: It's Not Easy Being Green
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: dom!Ron, spanking, spunk
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: ~4,700
Summary/Description: Ron struggles to maintain the respect of his fellow Aurors, Hermione doesn't make it easy for him.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta for the help and encouragement!

( It's Not Easy Being Green )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: hermione, character: ron

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kabal42
From: A Witty Watcher!

Title: Knackered Out
Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Love/genuine attachment/mutual feelings of some kind, light bondage, creative use of holiday items
Other Warnings: n/a
Word Count: ~2000
Summary/Description: Christmas with Luna is like ice cream with sparklers.

( Knackered Out )

Tags: *fic, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: ginny, character: luna

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location: work

mood: rushed

music: stars - your ex lover is dead (final fantasy)

+ I haven't been around much this week! Well, unless you're on Twitter and/or tumblr (read: things I can do in 20-second bursts), you wouldn't have seen me. When I haven't been doing actual RL work, I've been working on overdue fic, wibbling about overdue fic, wibbling some more, writing a little bit more, distracting myself, rinse, repeat, blah blah. Hopefully I can submit one this afternoon, we'll see.

+ After work I'm going down to hang out with seakisst and bratkartoffel at Sara's place in Vienna (if I can manage to find my way there without losing myself). We're going to drink butterbeer because we're nerds.

+ Won't be home to watch Merls until late tomorrow, but I still anticipate posting about it when I can and jumping into the comm threads late. Only two episodes left and my Saturdays will be my own again, even though they will be way more sad. Luckily there will still be Fleet parties.

+ I have lots and lots of feelings about the last two episodes of Glee: part squee about the kids (Quinn! Rachel! Brittany! Mercedes!), part squee-harshy ranting about the adults (bar Sue), the fail, and how the show keeps trying to tell me who the best singers are and I keep disagreeing. :/ It's probably for the best that I don't have time to make a reax post, huh? *g* (First of many things, Will legit scares me. No, seriously. DISCUSS IN COMMENTS IF YOU WISH.)

+ My profile! Full of cookies and hot chocolate and penguins and snowballs, I LOVE YOU GUYS! ♥

+ It's FREEZING.

+ Lastly, a cracky little itunes meme from schmiss:

1. Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2. List the first fifteen songs that come up and add "in my pants" to the end.
3. Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

TBH a lot of these made me LOL, I'm easy.( 15 songs under the cut )

Tags: fic exchanges, flist, glee, merlin, television

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mood: sad

music: The Rachel Maddow Show

*&$ #$* &@#$@ %*!@ @#*! @ #*! @#*&* @#$&!!!!

I'm still writing on the Epic Fic, but I fear it's becoming the Epic Fic of Fail. I'm just rambling now. I have specific places I need to be/get to as I plotted it, but in order to get there, I need in between bits. I love the plotting, so I don't want to change any of it, but the bits in between are turning into things that don't mesh well with the perfect perfection of the plotting I had. I'm so sad, guys. I don't like some of this and I can't get Lex and Chloe in my head anymore. When I can write Lois better than Chloe or Lex... it's a sad day in hell. *sniff*

I almost want to delete everything I've written since NaNo--not really, I'm a freak about losing/tossing things out, and I do love some of it--to preserve the perfection of The Fic That Was.

Tags: fanfic, nanowrimo, writing

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mood: moody

One Shots:
alisanne: Why Santa's Jolly - Severus/Harry; NC-17
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: Magical Hazard: Handle With Care - Severus/Neville; PG
Anonymous in snupin_santa: A Change for the Good - Severus/Remus; NC-17 *warnings*
Anonymous in snupin_santa: Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me - Severus/Remus; R
Anonymous in daily_deviant: The Gift That Keeps On Giving - Severus/Harry/Draco; NC-17
Anonymous in snupin_santa: A Dream Within a Dream - Severus/Remus; PG-13

Drabbles:
alisanne: Precision - Harry/Draco; PG-13
alisanne: Getting Through the Day - Harry/Draco; PG
lilyseyes: Poor Dudley - Harry; R *warnings*
fancypantsdylan: Birth & Death - Harry/Severus; PG-12 *warning*
ellid: Echoes of the Past, IX - Severus/Remus; PG

Art:
lemondropseven: Cat!Harry - Harry, PG
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Negotiation - Severus/Harry; R - NWS
Anonymous in snarry_holiday: Animagery 101 - Severus/Harry; R/NWS
Anonymous in daily_deviant: At Long Last - Albus/Horace; R

Community News:
slythindor100: Posted "25 Days of Harry and Draco" - Day 10

Newsletters:
meta_roundup: Posted a new issue
quibbler_report: Posted a new issue
dailysnitch: Posted a new issue

If you have any links or tips for us, please let us know. Email us at potterprophet.ij@gmail.com.

Tags: 2009-12

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mood: full

As promised, here is the recipe for my Nana's No-Bake Chocolate Cookies:

( No-Bake Chocolate Cookies )

Tags: recipes

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mood: rushed

It's just a bit late posting I know, but I have a good excuse this time... Was out Christmas shopping.

No new updates today at Pure Arrogance.

( Enchanted )

( Malfoy Manor )

Tags: updates

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[Babylon 5] spacelogic: meta: squicks and siblings: "Claudia Christian mentioned in a blog post the other day that a B5 director (...) had told her to play her scenes with Sheridan more "sexy and coquettish" and I had such a strong "EWNOGROSS" reaction that I had to step back and analyze why."

[Stargate/SGA] rood: On Stargate And Why It Will Never Be Among My Favourite Series: "And not only are the languages pure decoration and occasional plot device: the cultures are, too."

As part of her reply to a five-questions meme, the_rck responds to Does it feel weird being a 'mom' in fandom?

IJ-related:

Permanently Insane accounts are on sale throughout December, until January 3rd.

squeaky explained that the issues with email notifications are apparently caused by spammers using the site. Some sub threads deal with different email providers and how to circumvent their blocking of IJ messages. It also says that, if your account is being suspended by mistake, you should open a support request in the Abuse category.

Tags: ! roundups, fandom and age, fandoms: babylon 5, fandoms: stargate / sga, genres: incestfic, insanejournal, pairings / relationships

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: purplefluffycat
From: A Mischeivous Member!

Title: At Long Last
Characters/Pairings: Dumbledore/Slughorn
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Old couple in love.
Other Warnings: OLD couple in love.
Artist's Notes: So fun to draw!!

( At Long Last [NWS Art!] )

Tags: *art, *kinky kristmas 2009, 2009-12, character: albus, character: horace

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