lilbreck: I was just joking, I can get her ready.
Momma: *while grabbing some thing from the hall closet* Nah, I'm already in there.
lilbreck: *unable to resist* Actually, you're not. You're currently in the closet! *bursts out in giggles*
Momma: Why, you... *comes after me with clothes hangers*
lilbreck I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I love you, mommy dearest!
"I thought," said Piglet earnestly, "that if Eeyore stood at the bottom of the tree, and if Pooh stood on Eeyore's back, and if I stood on Pooh's shoulders----"
"And if Eeyore's back snapped suddenly, then we could all laugh. Ha ha! Amusing in a quiet way," said Eeyore, "but not really helpful."
"Well," said Piglet meekly, "I thought----"
"Would it break your back, Eeyore?" asked Pooh, very much surprised.
"That's what would be so interesting, Pooh. Not being quite sure till afterwards."